True story. Yesterday I was in a park doing tai chi with a friend and a guy approached. After watching for a while he said "Hello Mr. Guru". I said hi back. He told me his name when I asked, but he wasn't interested in knowing my name. He said I reminded him of a big monkey and he was going to call me "Monkey Sensei". He asked me to be his mentor. I said sure.
I swear to god this actually happened.