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Monday, October 18, 2010

Monkey Sensei

True story.  Yesterday I was in a park doing tai chi with a friend and a guy approached.  After watching for a while he said "Hello Mr. Guru".  I said hi back.  He told me his name when I asked, but he wasn't interested in knowing my name.  He said I reminded him of a big monkey and he was going to call me "Monkey Sensei".  He asked me to be his mentor.  I said sure.

I swear to god this actually happened.

1 comment:

  1. I like that. With guruship comes a lot of responsibility. Or not.

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